In other news, you know what a really stupid idea would be? Putting baby bunnies near anything expensive. I looked at all the photos and shuttered. First of all, do people actually pay this much for purses and if they did, why would they let a bunny near it?
Bad Idea #1
Bunnies in a Bag
Bad Idea #2
Bad Idea #3
The bottom bunnies are already making a run for the Coach Outlet store where you can surely get this bag for a better price. I am sure this bag will end up in the outlet store anyway since that top bunny will be chewing on the handle in about 5 seconds.
Bad Idea #4
Michael Kors $568
Wait, is the entire bag full of bunnies and we can only three are sticking out? How many bunnies would fit in this bag? This doesn't seem very humane. No, that funny guy on Project Runway wouldn't do that to the bunnies. They must be on a pillow or something. A pillow with a pillow case with an exceptionally high thread count (to pee on).
Bad Idea #5
Louis Vuitton $3300
Uh, I know a place in Chinatown where you can get this same bag for $40 bucks and they will throw in the rabbit for free.
Bad Idea #6
Stella McCartney $1680
While bunnies appreciate that Stella McCartney is a vegetarian, like they are, that makes the fabric all the more chewable. I bet my bunnies could play in here and dig for hours. This would make a great gift for that bunny you don't know what to get but you have budgeted $1680 for. That's not anybunny I know.
Bad Idea #7
Even this little bunny looks offended by the price of this bag. She's running away. Do you know how many carrots you can but with $2695?
Bad Idea #8
Wait, $179? Look at that rabbits face? How dare you put this bunny in a bag of such low quality! No wonder the other two are just hiding. They are ashamed to show their faces but it's hard to hide those big ears. This bag will be peed on, for sure.
Bad Idea #9
I don't even think they bothered waiting. These two are already chewing the crap out of this bag, while the photo is being taken. It's a goner. They will not be hired back for the next bunny ad campaign. They can stay home and nap like Squirtford and McFlurry.