Every month when magazines arrive in my mailbox, I get excited. Well, except for People StyleWatch. I am not exactly sure why I subscribed to it. I am not much of a celebrity watcher. I love fashion and especially accessories but I don’t really care what or “who” the stars are wearing. First of all, I don’t know who most of them are. Everyone looks so similar that I can’t tell who is who. I swear Katie Perry and Zooey Deschanel are the same person. Also, I had to google her name just now to write that. Anyway, I think I got this magazine for free for a few months and then it was cheap so I ordered it. Each month I feel obligated to read it since it is in my mailbox. This month, here is what I got out of it:
What’s IN What’s OUT:
I had no interest in any of the stuff that’s IN this month:
Lifestyle diets- ugh, eat healthy, we know!!!!
Glass accessories- um, ok
Fancy vegetarian menus- sounds good…for dessert
Electro swing- never heard of it
Retro tech- record players are in? I have no room for one. Where are all my records? How will I fit a record on my ipod shuffle?
It’s the what’s OUT part that got me though:
Off-the-beaten-path-clubs: this is so not relevant to my life at all.
Online T.M.I.- really? The very month I start a blog???
Poker parties: it says celebs are hosting weekly Mafia murder-mystery parties instead. I think I saw something like that on The Office. Is that what started this trend? Because that was last season so that is soooo last season.
Fat Cats- it says that cat obesity is now a serious issue so people are buying interactive toys for their cats. I wonder how many people read this article and then informed their feline that they are now uncool. I am not a vet, but I kind of think that it is the pet owner’s responsibility to maintain their pet’s weight…and coolness.
Critter Wine Labels- people don’t want pictures of animals on their wine labels anymore. What’s a kangaroo aspiring model to do?
So there you have it. I have just made you so much more stylish than you were a month ago. Now go play with your cat!