What are you looking at?
Anyone that is not a squirrel just looks the same to them? I don't want to chase them. Not sure why these squirrels think they are so desirable. I think squirrels are kind of arrogant. Don't you?
"I think I'm cooler than I really am and cooler than you."
I do, by the way, think they are cute, as long as I don't look at their creepy little hands. Scary creepy hands. I like the cute bushy-tailed ones in NY. The ones in Florida have smaller tails. For a while I thought there were sick squirrels all over Florida until I realized they must just be a different kind of squirrel.
Speaking of Florida squirrels, I wonder every time we have a big storm where the squirrels and other animals go. I do generally stay away from the windows during hurricanes (especially since two of them exploded during hurricane Wilma) but I have never seen any squirrels fly by during a storm. I guess they go underground but where are these squirrel bunkers? Do they have canned acorns in there? and a tv? Is this also safe for zombie apocolypse or nuclear war? Maybe the next time I see a frozen squirrel pretending to be a statue I will ask him where his bunker is and if I can go there during the next storm. Maybe I should start collecting acorns for payment.
"Get your own bunker! hmmph!!!"