Tuesday, October 26, 2010

The Google Experiment Part II

So, now when I sign on,all my ads are about fortune cookies.  I can buy them in bulk or design my own.  By the way, I have always wanted to design my own.  Of course then everyone would have fortunes that say "you love Chinese food" and "you didn't really need those last three bites...did you???"  But I digress, this was about google ads.  Well, I came home from the pharmacy and went online for a top secret shopping mission.  I saw something in a magazine while waiting that I wanted to look up.  We shall call it "research."  So I looked it up and then deleted my browsing history.  Well, don't you know that when I looked at the blog, they showed me an advertisement for that item?  I was like, 'what?  Google!  You are so wise but you cannot keep a secret!'  I think Google just wanted to put it out there that it knows what I am up to....and it wants me to know, that it knows.  To confuse me though, it also puts up items related to my blog such as restaurants, craft fair sites and of course, ice cream and fortune cookie ads.  Every once in a while it says something about pull-ups which holds no interest to me and sometimes it asks me if I need to lose weight.  I haven't posted about that (nor will I) but I can see how the Google Man is making this inference.  Anyway, so Part II (is the amoxicillin affecting my ability to stay on topic?) is I want YOU the reader to post some keywords/topics as comments and see what that does to the Google ads.  It will help if you do not post about the above mentioned topics.  Have fun!

5 comments:

  1. sex
    booger
    alcohol
    midget
    stripper
    hat
    vegetarian
    fish
    gym

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  2. New York City and Nike Shox and UnderArmor and Dwayne Wade, Miami Dolphins, Ipod Touch, minimalism, bunnies, Smoothie King

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  3. non-technical haiku # 1

    Wraith jockin' my ch'i
    Compete? Better fall back ked
    Dem no worry we


    ... ok so there probably weren't enough buzzwords there ... anyhoo ...

    turkey
    hen
    chicken
    cock
    pheasant
    hummingbird
    dodo

    baker
    chef
    bartender
    teabagger
    barista

    bunnies
    hares
    rabbits
    CONEJOS !!

    Hay un oso y un conejo en la foresta. El oso se acerca al conejo. El dice,"Con permiso, tiene usted un problema de mierda pegado a su piel?" El conejo dice "No." El oso dice "Bueno," y se limpia el culo con el conejo. Carajo!

    You're welcome.

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